Thursday, August 5, 2010

Favre's "Retiring" and Hell may be about to freeze over, but the Vikings are STILL cursed

ESPN: Brett Favre's spectacular stint with the Minnesota Vikings might be over.  Favre has informed the Vikings he will not return to Minnesota for a second season, according to multiple reports.

Favre has sent text messages to teammates saying, "This is it," league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

Does anyone actually believe this? I don't think there's one person who follows the NFL and doesn't think Favre (or any Favre related story) is completely full of crap.

But on the off chance that this guy DID indeed retire, the Vikings could not be more up shit's creek.

Why? Because of their own stupidity. They thought his ankle was fine (apparently not) assuming he'd DEFINITELY come back to the Vikings. There was no backup plan. The 2010 season was entirely based on an assumption. NOICE.

They could've traded for Donovan McNabb…or a variety of non-totally awful QBs (Jason Campbell, Derek Anderson, etc.). But the Vikings decided to stay on their knees and keep “pleasing” Favre. And now they could be stuck with crap-jobs Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson...prompting this outburst.

The most hilarious part of this (200,000th) chapter of FAVREWATCH is Minnesota’s desperation. According to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, the Vikings have offered a $3 million raise to Favre to bring him back. But if the ankle’s the problem, how the hell will money make Brett healthy? What are they gonna do…tape it up with thousand dollar bills?

I still don’t believe this story. Brett will do anything to feed his massive douchey ego...I mean keep playing football. Today, we saw Favre tell ESPN’s Ed Werder has “no idea” what he’s gonna do. Believe me...he has an idea:

A. Skip training camp
B. Bro out in some Levis
C. Have own ESPN decision special
D. Join team at last possible second
E. Throw season ending pick

Can’t wait.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe his text was just about the special edition Michael Jackson DVD he just ordered on Netflix. Presumptuous ass...

    And secondly, he ain't never worn no Levi's. Don't even play him like no bitch. Wrangler, ho.

    Real. Comfortable. Wal-Mart.